{"id":3115,"date":"2011-09-23T16:40:33","date_gmt":"2011-09-23T14:40:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ingmarverheij.com\/2011\/09\/google-instant-is-for-man\/"},"modified":"2011-09-23T17:04:44","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T15:04:44","slug":"google-instant-is-for-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ingmarverheij.com\/en\/google-instant-is-for-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Experiment: let Google Instant decide?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Author : <a href=\"https:\/\/ingmarverheij.com\/en\/\">Ingmar Verheij<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ingmarverheij.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Google-Instant.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; margin: 0px 5px 0px 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; float: right; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"Google Instant\" src=\"https:\/\/ingmarverheij.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Google-Instant_thumb.png\" alt=\"Google Instant\" width=\"129\" height=\"55\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>A common heard urban <strong>legend<\/strong> is that a man is <strong>thinks<\/strong> about sex <a href=\"https:\/\/www.all-lies.com\/legends\/naughty\/sexthink.shtml\">every seven<\/a> seconds. I doubt it, but Google Instant helps.<\/p>\n<p>I use <strong>Google<\/strong> frequently for the most simple things. Things like where to get my food, buy a kitchen or to find a document. Recently I \u201cgoogled\u201d how I could improve my <strong>poker<\/strong> skills. During the 10 second it took me to type the search, Google showed me some peculiar results.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div id=\"scid:5737277B-5D6D-4f48-ABFC-DD9C333F4C5D:2e4aa973-291a-4e00-8e88-d6994f9c09be\" class=\"wlWriterEditableSmartContent\" style=\"margin: 0px; display: inline; float: none; padding: 0px;\">\n<div><object width=\"448\" height=\"252\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"https:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"src\" value=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/rAdoXNKksXk?hl=en&amp;hd=1\" \/><embed width=\"448\" height=\"252\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/rAdoXNKksXk?hl=en&amp;hd=1\" \/><\/object><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Lesson learned? Google Instant has no clue what I\u2019m searching for until I\u2019m done typing. Second, there are some sick people out there!\u00a0 Would I have chosen to accept the suggestions of Google Instant I would have learned how:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>to get site of hyves, hotmail, h&amp;m, hotmail, hollands got talent;<\/li>\n<li>to met you\u2019re mother;<\/li>\n<li>you\u2019re doing;<\/li>\n<li>to love;<\/li>\n<li>the movie \u201chow do you do\u201d is like;<\/li>\n<li>I get my sister to sleep with me (seriously!?! people, common!);<\/li>\n<li>to live;<\/li>\n<li>I look;<\/li>\n<li>I would get to be alone with you;<\/li>\n<li>I get bigger breast;<\/li>\n<li>I get bigger g\u00f3rons sword (What\u2019s a gorons sword?)<\/li>\n<li>I get blueprints in zombie lane;<\/li>\n<li>get better at black ops;<\/li>\n<li>get better at singing;<\/li>\n<li>get better at golf;<\/li>\n<li>get better at running;<\/li>\n<li>get better in bed;<\/li>\n<li>get better internet speed;<\/li>\n<li>get better iphone reception;<\/li>\n<li>get beter in fifa 11;<\/li>\n<li>get better in math;<\/li>\n<li>get better in mw2;<\/li>\n<li>get better in playing guitar;<\/li>\n<li><strong>get better in poker<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>That\u2019s 23 thing I did <em>not <\/em>ask for, but it did got me thinking. What would happen if I would listen to Google Instant? Is it worth an <strong>experiment<\/strong>?<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Author : Ingmar Verheij A common heard urban legend is that a man is thinks about sex every seven seconds. I doubt it, but Google Instant helps. I use Google frequently for the most simple things. Things like where to get my food, buy a kitchen or to find a document. Recently I \u201cgoogled\u201d how [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[292],"tags":[383,382],"class_list":["post-3115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-no-category","tag-google-instant","tag-poker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ingmarverheij.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ingmarverheij.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ingmarverheij.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ingmarverheij.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ingmarverheij.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3115"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ingmarverheij.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4675,"href":"https:\/\/ingmarverheij.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3115\/revisions\/4675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ingmarverheij.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ingmarverheij.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ingmarverheij.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}